You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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