Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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