He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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