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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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