nut hugger
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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