Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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