Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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