i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I look better un-naked...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
