We're like a lot better than the average bears
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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