Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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