im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
