I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
