Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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