Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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