"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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