Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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