We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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