Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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