their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I enjoy the company of your penis
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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