It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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