ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Found your dick twin last night
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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