I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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