i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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