Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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