Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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