we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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