And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
