well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
