Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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