let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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