worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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