I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i barfeds in our rink
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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