drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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