billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
no you cant smoke seaweed
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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