i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
thus making me awesome and them whores
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Oh god it's open bar.
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