I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
is it fun? or sober?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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