Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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