You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just gargled with NyQuil
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