some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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