oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I see more hoeing in ur future
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