Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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