All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Tell her she can't have a vagina
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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