I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
