did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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