Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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