Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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