By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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