NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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