there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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