woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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