My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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