I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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