That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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