I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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