This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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