So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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