When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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